Do you still have your period?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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