He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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