captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
