I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
3pm strippers are depressing
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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