So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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