It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize
