When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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