Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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