Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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