This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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