I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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