She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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