apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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