I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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