just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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