the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
