I'd wear matching sweaters with you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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