Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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