May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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