How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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