Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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