worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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