he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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