So drunk its hurt
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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