I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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