I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Someone shit on the floor
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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