belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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