Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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