Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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