I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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