and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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