great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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