I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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