I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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