Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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