I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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