doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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