maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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