just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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