I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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