But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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