Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
How's work?
Spinning.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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