Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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