Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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