I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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