everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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