if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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