You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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