I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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