This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
false alarm, still single
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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