I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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