is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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