got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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