Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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