Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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