I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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