TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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